The Email from Faggot and other things

One happy morning, I was walking back from school to eat my McCain's Roast beef dinner for lunch! Then i heard Lionel and Fabian talking

Lionel: Sorry for exposing ur lovelife, hahah!
Fabian: *Gibberish*

Feeling curious, I asked Lionel what was happening.

Lionel: He saw my email this morning and scolded me

(Lionel's email included stuff abt Fabian and his love interest Jasmine)

I was horrified!
I was shocked!
I was terrified!!

Fabian..

could...

use...

the...

INTERNET??!!!

OH SHIT.

And look at all the shit I've written abt him in this blog.

He is gonna talk me to death if he finds out...
Of course i wouldn't actually understand him, but i wouldn't like his tone.

Predicted Scenario

Fabian: Bert ar! i saw ur blog ar, I asdasd asfdv asdwas asdw!! You asdd dfda adqw!!
Damn asdafd gnhfhyj yruthgf!!

Albert: What?

Fabian: Fuck asvcsdaw!! Dun piss me off man, this gonna be fun ( slaps fist into palm ) You wanna play rough ( slaps fist into palm) You asdadqw sdfsf eredasd!!!!!!

Albert: Yes

Preferred scenario

Fabian: DFGD EFWEFW FFSD!!!!

* Attacks me *

Then Kelvin and I are gonna have alot of fun /gg

Later...

Albert: But we were just defending ourselves from the crazy maniac..
Police: uh huh, nice story, we're sending u back to Malaysia.

Hmm, on second thought that isn't such a good idea after all

Anyway, for those of you who didn't receive the email, here it is ( yes i got one too)

Fabian's Email
Walau why everyone write so long one... make me feel bad only. College life
sucks lar. Everyday go to college at 8.45am then work all the way to more or
less 5.00pm. Then have to do lots and lots of homework. So sickening. Then
this thursday have calculus test and that stupid Elacs(English Language and
Australian Cultural studies) report. Have to figure out how to write about
eutrophication of the swan river. Like I even care if the swan river get
overgrown by weeds. Mahun sie ah.

Take note *Mahun sie* Wtf is that?


And you know everything is so bloody expensive and I'm like so broke. How am
I suppose to afford anything. Every week have to spend like $60 on food
alone. That like RM180 back home=( Then later got no money to watch movie
which is like so expensive: $8.50. How am I suppose to survive here.

Woohoo I going back to Kuching on 14 April. So excited. I can't wait lar.
16 more days and counting la la la...........

Whats wrong about this?

Well..

1) Everyday go to college at 8.45am then work all the way to more or
less 5.00pm

He doesn't go to school everyday at 8.45, sometimes he has a free period for the first lesson so he gets to sleep till 10.30.
How do we know this? Its simple..

Fabian: I got free period man, hahaa (x 10)
Lionel: Shut up Fabian, we know you have free period ok?
Fabian: I got free period!! hahaa ( a few more times )

2) Then have to do lots and lots of homework. So sickening.

Oh.. so thats what ur doing when u're almost never at home at night. Always going to vickery house to see Jasmine. Doing homework there with her eh? How so very hardworking

Choke

3) And you know everything is so bloody expensive and I'm like so broke. How am
I suppose to afford anything. Every week have to spend like $60 on food
alone. That like RM180 back home=( Then later got no money to watch movie
which is like so expensive: $8.50. How am I suppose to survive here.

Yep its bloody expensive.. and what do you do?
Pay $60 bucks for Jasmine to eat and watch movie.
Pay for her groceries as well.

Well, well. No wonder you are BROKE.

Anyway, lets finish about that and start on something else...

On one fateful day....
I came home from school at break.

Bruce: Somebody locked the toilet door, I can't open it.

We had a look at it, yeah it was locked and there was no keyhole on the outside...
So we thought about who locked the door from the inside.

That morning, I woke up first and used the bathroom, a rare occurrence.
Then Lionel used it,
after that was Fabian's turn.
Kelvin used his own shower.
Bruce woke up at 9.30 to find it locked.

So who used it last?

Fabian..

Now i'm not suggesting anything but If I had locked it after I used it. Lionel wouldn't have been able to go in, and if Lionel had locked it Fabian wouldn't have been able to go in.

So u think lar, who go lock wan?

So anyway, we managed to open it with a screwdriver. But we left it locked..

Later that night...

Fabian: Kelvin.. later I need to use ur shower.
Kelvin: No, cannot
Fabian: *Gibberish* I use
Kelvin: No, its my own toilet, go use ur own
Fabian: *Gibberish*

He retreated to his room..

Then later he came out again

Fabian: Kelvin, I use it
Kelvin: No ( BIG grin)
Fabian: where got people so like that one, sometimes i think he is inhuman
Kelvin: Yes i am inhuman ( BIG grin)
Fabian: *Gibberish*

I was there too, with a VERY BIG grin, but I was looking at my feet.

Later Fabian went to the girl's house to bath.

Kelvin: So sad, people dun let him bath in his own house, he is forced to go to girls house to bath.

Later Kelvin took a phone call in his room and shut his room door.

Chun Chun, Fabian come back.

Fabian: Is that fucking asshole back yet.
Albert: mmm
Fabian: hah, so refreshing (goes to his rooom)

He had brought the two girls, and they cooked at our house till 10.30.. AGAIN.

When I told Kelvin what he said, Kelvin became quite bad mood the whole night.



Kesimpulannya, u may think that i am mean for talking like so about him, but I'm not. i'm just frustrated and eager to expose the truth to people, thats all., The truth MUST BE KNOWN!!!!

/gg

On a side note..

Lionel sudenly became crazy about diving, keep telling everyone that he wants to dive after he watched the diving in the commonwealth.



Not a good job u say?
I have done my best and I have no regrets,
I have no professional training.