Thursday, March 23, 2006

CSI - Canning's Shattering Incident

Today Kelvin wanted to try riding a bike which we found in the storeroom since he didn't really know how to ride a bike, So I hopped onto Lionel's bike and followed him. We rode around the college, then he rode into a corridor.

The thought that we shouldn't be doing this crossed my mind. But I brushed it aside and rode after him. Shortly i overtook him and as I passed a corridor we saw Kelvin Chai and Brandon. At the end of the corridor there wes this glass door, which was open, but on the sides there were glass panes. Being the smooth, slick and highly skillful Bike rider that i am, i sailed thru the door with ease but.....

Kelvin: Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!

BOOM, CRASH, Tinkle tinkle

BOOM = Bike crashing into glass

CRASH = Glass shattering

tinkle tinkle = Glass falling onto ground.

Guessing what had happened, I pedalled as fast as i could away from the scene and returned after a minute so as not to be implicated with the crime. I saw this when I returned...




Lets enlarge that somewhat...


Lolz, i was actually worrying more about wether the bike tyre was punctured than about the implications of this..

I saw kelvin C and Bran taking pics like they were the investigators for CSI. Damn din bring my fon, all pics here are courtesy of Bran and KC.

Then we went to the police station were kelvin was being held


This was Kelvin Chai's idea.

Ok so they were actually at the Student services.





Kelvin was inside with the fat guard.




Me: What happened just now?
Brandon : 2 secs after he crashed into the glass, the security guard came running, like huff huff and told Kelvin to stop.

When we were standing outside the office, the security guard came out and joined us.


We were talking with him, and so being the extremely helpful and pleasant guy that i naturally am, I decided to volunteer some information.

Albert: He just started to learn to ride the bike today...

It just so happened that I had a big smile on my face.

Security guard : You're lying
Albert: What?
Security guard; Anyone can see you're lying.
Albert: I'm not lying
Security guard: Yes you are, you're not talking to small kid here.
Albert : Seriously, I'm not lying..
Seurity Guard: Dun lie to me.
Albert: -_- Fine ok so I am lying =(
Security guard: You know how I noe ur lying, Asian children, they learn to ride bike from very small...
Kelvin and Brandon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I sure appreciate the support, guys.

Feeling rather disgruntled, I went back home and took my keys, Handphone and Wallet which i had left at home. Then I changed into truthful looking clothes and I put a truthful looking expression on my face. then I went back to the college.

Long story cut short, Kelvin Wong was let out and told that he had to pay from his bond money.

Object used to commit crime

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