Long Overdue

It has come to my attention that I have not blogged for a long time. I'll try to summarize the highlights of the past few weeks in this post.

Memorable events

1) Fabian got angry at Lionel for.. making him angry

Lionel, Fabian, Jasmyn ( Yes thats how u spell it apparently), and some other people went to watch Mission Impossible III

Albert = At Home Playing Ro

Kelvin = Refuse to go with Fabian, so he went alone.

So they watched MI3 at Carousel which is rather far away from where we stay, around an hour and 45 minutes walking time. After the show..

Fabian: Who want to walk follow me ( In typical Fabian fashion.. so its kinda like WWHHooo WWAAnn to WALK Follow ME!!, or something liddat)

Even though He has told us twice b4 that

Fabian: I am NEVER walking back from Carousel Again!!

Oh well...

Back to the events of the night..

Fabian led the way, claiming that he knew the way even with his eyes closed. In typical Fabian style of course..

This made Lionel annoyed, so Lionel walked in front of Fabian..
This and possibly the fact that Jasmyn kept talking to Lionel made Fabian rather unhappy.
So he resorted to some tactics to express his unhappiness and to undermine Lionel.

Tactic No.1- Sacarsm

Fabian: Oohh.. Lionel knows the way.. We'll see We'll see
(Unfortunately, Lionel did know the way, so Fabian's plan failed)

Tactic No.2 - Giving wrong directions ( not sure how this would cause anything to Lionel)

Lionel: We have to turn in at Boulder street
Fabian: Noo! Where got Boulder street one! You dunno the way lar!

Lionel ignored him and they arrived at Boulder street

Fabian: Ok.. there is a Boulder street ( PaiSeh)

Tactic No.3 - Intimidation

All of a sudden, Fabian walks up to Lionel and says

Fabian: Lionel, Do you want me to break down ur room door, or do you want your door open in the morning... ( Essentially the same thing)

Stupid boy thinks he can open other people's room door just because he can open his with a card.
Well.. so can I, with a spoon.
Kelvin can open it with his hands.

Tactic No.4 - Walking By himself

At first he was walking liddat



Then all of a sudden he decided to walk across the road..






And walk like this..

I have no idea why he did this.. Must be becasue he wanted to show how pissed he was.

After that he came home, and told Kelvin it was fucking cold. And he was never gonna walk back from Carousel again.

Next day he must've been very sad cos when Lionel saw him..



Note: Kelvin watched a movie after them and managed to get home first.. Why? because he took a taxi. Cost $9 oni. Divided among 6, 1 something oni, much better than walking in my opinion...


Memorable events # 2

One night....

Fabian: You know, I almost died

Jasmyn : Why..

Fabian: I got that hole in the lungs thing, forgot the name.. *snaps fingers* i cant believe I forgot it... Ohh now i remember.. Pneumonia!!

-_-

Memorable Event 3

Of late Clarence has been really into dating.
And.. well.. It's kinda weird..

He has this book apparently.. It tells him how to tell If a girl is interested in you. For instance..

1) Her feet are pointing at you
2) She stretches in front of you

and other things...

So theres this girl.

Her name is Kylie Rich. Ang mo Cha boh lai
Clarence is interested in her. This should be no secret. Alot of his friends are saying "Look its the guy who's obsessed about Kylie" when he walks toward them.
Once Kylie pointed her feet towards Clarence while he was studying with her or something in the Library and once she stretched in front of him. So this made Clarence extremely happy, and he decided to ask Kylie to go to King's park ( Apparently a place where couples go to .. be a couple la). Unfortunately Kylie was going to Scarborough Beach to surf.

Undaunted Clarence asked if he could go along, and Kylie said yes.

So of cos he told some people lar. He told Kelvin,

Kelvin: So wad are u gonna wear to the beach?
Clarence: Like normal lah




But dunno why hor, on that day Clarence called her 17 times and she didn't answer...

You have to admire his determination though, he asked her to go out many times, and each time met with an excuse like...

I'm busy
I need to study
My Parents don't allow me to go out.

After every failure, he will sigh and pour out his woes to someone (Like Kelvin)

Clarence: hhhhhhhaaaaahhhhh, I just don't understand why!! All the signals indicate that she is interested in me. But maybe she's just shy and wants to go slow. I just don't understand why Life is like that sometimes. Things happen for a reason, but i dunno why!

I can just imagine, Clarence sees an Orange on the table..

Clarence: Haaaaahhhhhhhhh, Sometimes, I just don't understand why that orange is on the table. There is a reason for it being on the table.. But I just Don't know wad! Life is very cruel sometimes....


Then just recently someone told him Kylie was a bitch, so he became very happy

Clarence: Luckily I didn't get her! **** told me that she is a Bitch, HAHAHAHAHAHA

Then after that he began to see signs that other girls are interested in him. So far two of them are interested.
He told Andrew
Clarence: This may sound weird, but since I came to Australia, the guys say that I'm good with girls
Andrew: Sod Off..


He's really into dating tips too. According to him, To get a girl one must be Funny, Mysterious and Cocky. Which is probably true lar, I duno.

Cocky

Mysterious

Funny

Note: This is NOT an attempt to deface Clarence, It just for fun. Clarence don't beat me up.