Susupicious statements/ Outright Bullshit

All good friends and buddies of Fabian..
I have heard a few things that I find very hard to believe..
Please confirm if these statements are the truth or are Bullshit.
I suspect the latter for most of them

SUSPICIOUS STATEMENT #1
"During sports day they ask me to run 800 m, 400 m, etc etc. I win gold medal for 400m ar... and third for another race... and etc etc..."

WHY I THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT
Correct me if I'm wrong but I very distinctly remember Kelvin Chai beating Fabian in a race. At first Kelvin was last and Fabian was second last. Then Kelvin increased his pace to clinch 4th place. Fabian was last. If he was last.. where the hell did he get his gold medal, his third place, and his other amazing achievements in the sports arena. Please confirm this. Thanks

SUSPICIOUS STATEMENT #2
"I am a corrupted prefect ar.. I confiscate the handphone from people then I sell it for money..."

WHY I THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT
Would you think its bullshit coming from him? I haven't been in his class for 2 years, but from what I remember he was a kwai kia. NEVER do anything wrong one. Will classmates of his please confirm if he somehow became a Pai kia when he went to 5B. Thanks.

SUSPICIOUS STATEMENT #3
Haiya, why I didn't go Melbourne, my friends all beg me to go Melbourne. They say "Lai Fabian, I bring you anywhere you want to go, I drive you anywhere.."

WHY I THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't, It just sounds mighty suspicious to me. From what I know, the only person who can probably do that for him is Chun Yik. So.. Chun Yik did you ever say that to him?

SUSPICIOUS STATEMENT #4
Fabian:"Hah, I drive at home ar, I drive 100km/h ar, My mum dun care oso wan"
Me: You drive 100km/h in stampin?
Fabian: Yeah why not?

WHY I THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT
100 KM/H IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA????!!!!!!!

Ok enough about the suspicious statements, i'm sure noone will confirm them anyway.
Now for an insight on how annoying he can be.

While playing Mario Golf
I made a mistake of hitting missing the hole, because it was the first time i played.
Fabian: Ahahah, Bert how lousy can you get? Can you even play or not?
This continued for some time.
Albert: Nah, Fabian you think you so good, you want to play onot?
Fabian: Nono(politely declines)

While playing Starcraft
I built a Dark Templar.

Fabian: Aiya, why you build Dark Templar, so lousy wan.
Albert: Where got lousy...
Fabian: Its a ground unit! A ground unit boy! I jus send air unit it die oredi.
Albert: Its cloaked....
Fabian: So what I just send detector lor!!
Albert: You think I send one type of unit oni issit?
Fabian: Yeah.. (lapses into gibberish)
Fabian: *Walks away* It sucks Bert, It sucks..

For the record he plays Starcraft with power overwhelming. ( God mode cheat )