Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Free Pay Per View

Yesterday I was treated to a live pay per view wrestling match for free. This is what happened...

We were watching tele and Fabian was um.. talking alot.. a.k.a.. Fabianing to Kelvin. Kelvin got pissed off and retorted rather harshly. Then Fabian began saying something like "I go get my slipper hit you, I go get my slipper hit you." So off he went to his room to get his slippers. Then he came back waving his slippers around in the air. Then they started to .. erm ... fight... Fabian was slapping Kelvin with his slippers and Kelvin was trying to bearhug him. I wish I had taken photos. Then somehow they ended up on the floor.. then they were rolling around for awhile..
Fabian was on top of kelvin.. but Kelvin had him in a bearhug. Fabian was flailing around with his slippers and saying

Fabian: Bert, Bert count him out I'm on top of him.

Somehow they managed to get up... then they started grabbing each others heads and pulling each others hair... Fabian had his hand on Kelvin's forehead and was pulling it back, kinda like Benoit's crippler crossface, albeit a much weaker one. Kelvin was pulling Fabian's hair. They stayed like this for some time. Then Lionel came back from Supa Valu having bought the mustard he wanted. I opened the door for him and then went to wash my glass at the sink. When I came back.. Kelvin had let Fabian go and Fabian was bleeding.. I think he bit his lip while fighting or something... Then Fabian was still talking. "I'm Bleeding, uuummm uuummmm uuuummmm" while holding his mouth and gesturing at Kelvin. Don't ask me why he did this.. maybe he was trying to look tough or something. I don't think it worked because Kelvin was chuckling at him. After several more gestures and unidentifiable sounds, Fabian went back to his room.

Albert: I don't think he is gonna talk to you again...
Kelvin: Don't talk to me even better!

Hmm.. I kinda enjoyed the rest of the night. It was pretty quiet. heheh


This morning..

Albert: Later Fabian tell his Mum ar....
Kelvin: So what? Tell tell lor. I've been waiting to do that for a long time. Just waiting for the right opportunity.

/no1 /no1 /no1 /no1 /no1

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oi. I think ur account of the incident was a bit sensationalised and exagerrated lah. They fight until like that meh??? Fabian would be badly injured if they really fought. whahahah. But it's damn funny tho. Hahaha

Albert said...

Its true.. every single word of it

Anonymous said...

hahaha should have recorded it man! :D

Anonymous said...

All this is Albert making up...something wrong with this guy. Too much computer in his room making him this way.