Living in denial

Lau Amah: Honeyyyy.. U love me right?

Lau Apek: Yes, darling, i love u bery much wor.

Lau Amah: You remember that our 98th wedding anniversary is next week riteee?

Lau Apek: Issit? knn.. Er, I mean.. Of cos la Darling, how can ur Honey forget this kind of thing

Lau Amah: So honey.. I want to ask for a present can onot??

Lau Apek: Cannnn... as long as not too expensive lar...

Lau Amah: Aiyah.. i won't ask for expensive things la. I just want a new car nya.

Lau Apek: What??!! You siaw cha boh!! Oredi got mercedes still wan another car ar?

Lau Amah: What Mercedes? That lousy car cannot even move anymore ar, thats why u leave it by the the road mar.



Lau Apek: Ok lah, Ok lah.. Good point, but where can I get money to buy new car har? I'm a rubbishman not a big tau keh.

Lau Amah: Aiya.. dun worry la. the car I want is cheap cheap wan.

Lau Apek: What car?

Lau Amah: Toyota Innova!


Lau Apek: Lu Siaw Cha Boh! Innova is 100k ar. I onli got money to buy 1 box of soap onli.

Lau Amah: Aiya.. Fuck you lar u lau Apek. I'm so good to you all the time and u never buy me anything oso. I cook for u, shop for u, and I even have sex with u everynite even though u very hard to get it up oredi. when you come home from ur job, Ilisten to u talk about it, even though its so boring. U think picking up rubbish very interesting issit? Everyday have to listen to what different kinds rubbish u pick up then I have to act interested and then..

Lau Apek: Aiyah, Lau Amah.. Its not that I don want to buy.. Its because I boh Lui to buy oredi.... and what u want to do with ur Innova har? I am a rubbishman, wat for I want to drive Innova...

Lau Amah: I dun care! I say I want Innova means I want Innova.

Lau Apek: Be reasonable lar, Lau Amah.. I told u.. I onli got enough money to buy 1 box of soap onli....

Lau Amah: Haiya, U and ur Soap! I'm tired of listening to it! Its always about you! YOU YOU YOU YOU! Have u ever though about me? I have dreams too, and i have goals in life. My goals are not like urs lah, I dun wan to pick up 100 tin cans in a day! I want to own an Innova!! I I say I want means i want oredi, or else u can forget about ur nightly fuck.

Lau Apek: Now lets not be too hasty..

Lau Amah: I'm warning u, u stupid apek..

Lau Apek: Please lah darling, i'm an old man.. how to find a fuck every night if not for u..

Lau Amah: NOW!!!!

Lau Apek: Ok ok... I buy for you...

Lau Amah: Cheebye apek....

(Ripped off from kennysia.com)