Erich's Party

The party was held at 7 pm at Erich's house. Well actually I think it was Erich's brother's party, but I think Erich was using it as a farewell party or sumthing... Anyway we( Judith, Gabriel, Kelvin, Jeff and I ) had gotten Erich's Brother a Pouffe/Soft Stool thingy as a birthday present. It looked fine when we saw it at Parkson. It well.. looked high quality(sorta) and the colors were ok, but what blew us(Or at least me) away was the price. OMG, It was like Rm 9.90 which was cheaper than the cheap ass looking mug(Rm 16.90) in the gift department. So we bought it and I brought it home happily, never suspecting a thing. Yesterday, just before the party I took it out from its plastic bag and OMG!! the bottom of the pouffe was actually held together with staplers and there was a crackly sound when i pressed the pouffe, kinda like when you crumple up a piece of paper. Then it dawned on me, the rather high quality looking birthday present we got was a low quality piece of crap which had a bottom held together with staplers and it was probably stuffed with paper as well to make it soft and nice to sit on. At the time I had two choices,

1) Tell Erich's brother I made the damn thing.(That would explain the staplers and the paper stuffed in it)
2) Get another present to go along with it to save face.

I chose the latter.
Firstly, I called my transport(Jeff) who said that he'd come to my house after dropping Carol and Billy at Erich's house, he said he'd arrive at 6.30pm. So I waited. I was watching Christina Aguilera's Dirrty(Drool) at about 6.25 when i heard a knock on my bedroom door. I opened it and Lo and Behold it was Kelvin Pui. He came into my room and when i got back to my com, Dirrty had finished and there was a msg for me from Nick Voon on mesenger. He wanted me to help him with add maths, so Kelvin( Passed Add Maths several times in his life) and I(Never ever passed Add Maths in my life) combined our considerable Add Maths knowledge to attempt answering his question which was....

[3 / (c-d)] - [2 / (d-c)] = ?

Nick wanted to noe if the 2nd one could be changed to +2 / (c-d)

Me: Wat the hell is that again?
Kelvin: I think its algebra
Me: Oh ya, algebra...
Kelvin: Neh, thats wat i was thinking abt, 2 / (d-c) can change to 2 / (c-d) lar.
So we tell Nick yes.

5 minutes later.....

Me: Eh where got (d-c) can change to (c-d) wan?
Kelvin: Cannot mer?
Me: Its like 2-1 change to 1-2, where got can?
Kelvin: Oh ya hor, Shit quick tell Nick cannot change

So we told Nick.. who was totally confused so in the end he tried to do it himself. Good Luck Nick!
(Kelvin was right and I was wrong, so Nick was better off doing it himself. However I'm not going to delete that part just so I can hide how poor I am in Add maths)

At 7 pm Jeffery finally came with his Kenari and we piled into his car (The Pouffe was thrown into the boot) and went to king centre to buy something. We went to the Ai Lee Emporium which had a bird flying around inside it( WTF??!!), and bought a Cheap Ass Rug(Rm16.90) which looked cheaper than the Cheap Ass Pouffe which is actually cheaper than the Cheap Ass Rug. So after procuring our save face present we went to Erich's house. After Jeff parked, I carried the Pouffe and the rug halfway to his gate before seeing the large number of people in the house. Terrified that they would see and ridicule me and my Cheap Ass presents, I ran back to the car and dumped them unceremoniously in the boot. Then I walked into the house. After waiting around aimlessly for some time. We ate. the food was delicious. After eating, Gabriel and I went to Jeff's car to get the Cheap Ass Presents. Once again I lacked the coconuts to carry them into the house, so in the end Erich's brother had to come out and get them (Aiyor, Paiseh, paiseh). He was apparently very pleased to see them.

Me: Happy birthday!
Bro: OMG... wow, is this all from you?
Me: No blablabla contributed too
Bro: Oh, ask them to come here so I can say thx

Proceeds to thank Kelvin, Jeff and Gab. then Erich notices that Judith isn't there..

Erich: Where's Judith?
Me: Shes working cos u didn't invite her
Erich: *Horrified Expression* Oh Shit! I forgot!
Bro: Haha, you better start inviting ( Or something to that effect)

We then went to my house to get kelvin a pair of socks so he could go bowling. After obtaining a pair of socks and wading through a pack of noisy dogs we returned to Erich's house. When we got back to Erich's house alot of ppl were playing Pictionary.. After hearing countless screams, laughs and other unidentifiable noises from the players, Kelvin and I attempted to get Jeff to bring us to Crystal.

Me: Jeff lets go Crystal
Jeff: So early? Wait first lar..

Few minutes later...

Kelvin: Jeff lets go
Jeff: Not yet lar..

So we sat down on the couch and stared into nothingess. I was staring interestedly at a paticular spot in the ceiling that bore an uncanny resemblance to Dakota Fanning's face, when all of a sudden our saviour emerged out of the blue.

Chiew: Jeff can bring me to my fren's house to get something?
Jeff: Ok! Lets go!
Me and Kelvin: WTF????

As we were undergoing the journey to Jeff's car, I heard Rodney tell Kelvin something..

Rodney: Eh, I need to go somewhere but I cannot tell you where (??!!)

If you don't want someone to noe where you are going then why mention it in the first place?
Anyway we went into Jeff's car and then Chiew decided not to go get the things after all because of undisclosed reasons. While Chiew was deciding, I observed Rodney walk to his Myvi with his hands behind his head and drive innocently off to god knows where. Long story cut short, we ended up bowling in Riverside because Jeff cannot drive properly at night and likes to lose his way. After a rather dismal game we went to coffee bean where I had 1 regular hot vanilla and 1 regular Bery'd Treasure. Jeff and Kelvin had 1 small hot chocolate each, wussies. Then we went to some place near Electra house to eat gu bak mee. We saw Daniel Loh and Daniel Ling there. then Sean Wong showed up with his dad, and so did Melissa Ting. However despite our close proximity to the Electra House we did not see Elektra anywhere. The Old woman selling drinks gave Jeff a friendly pat on the ass when she brought our drinks, thats what u get for being too sexy. After that we went home cos it was damn boring and there was nothing to do. On the way to my house, Jeff lost his way yet another time.

Oh, and from Dictionary.com the word ditcher means \Ditch"er\, n. One who digs ditches.
We're not fucking ditchers damn it!! We don't dig ditches!